HAVE INSULTS WILL "E-MAIL"
LAS VEGAS VIP RENT-A-ROAST
WILL WRITE IT ......
YOU
PERFORM IT ......
AND THEN, WE'LL SHOW YOU HOW
TO PROFESSIONALLY "
PULL IT OFF"
STEP BY COMEDY STEP!
If you're planning a
small party, or budgetary considerations prevent you from scheduling a
fully produced and performed
LAS VEGAS
VIP RENT-A-ROAST event, have
we got a wonderful alternative for you ...... |
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THE
"DO
IT YOURSELF" COMEDY ROAST!
It's
EASY
to do ... All you need is a little time, one good public speaker, and the desire to have a lot of
FUN
and get more
LAUGHS
than you ever imagined.
LAS VEGAS
VIP RENT-A-ROAST supplies
EVERYTHING you need to make your special "DO
IT YOURSELF" COMEDY ROAST
a HOME RUN ENTERTAINMENT EVENT
.....
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"DO IT YOURSELF"
SERVICES INCLUDE:
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PERSONALIZED ROAST EVENT
PLANNING AND "REAL PERSON" PHONE AND E-MAIL
CONSULTATION AND OUR FAMOUS START TO FINISH "ELECTRONIC (phone and email) HAND HOLDING" GUARANTEES YOU A GREAT AND LAUGH-FILLED ROAST PARTY.
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CUSTOMIZED COMEDY MATERIAL
FOR YOUR ROASTMASTER, DAIS SPEAKERS and VIP: JOKES, GAGS, ONE-LINERS, TOASTS,
INTRO'S, OUTRO'S, SPECIAL POEMS & SONGS, ETC.
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TECHNICAL REQUIREMENTS:
We Will Help You (Or Your Venue or Party Planner) With All The Technical Details of Your Roast--- Including:
SOUND, LIGHTS, VIDEO, MUSIC, DAIS TABLE & ROOM SET UP, AND GENERAL ROAST RULES & ETIQUETTE FOR VIP, ROASTMASTER AND DAIS..... AND.....
ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED (INFORMATION, DIRECTION
AND GUIDANCE) TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR COMEDY ROAST WILL BE A HILARIOUS ENTERTAINMENT EVENT. PERIOD!! . |
 PROFESSIONAL
ASSISTANCE OPTION: IF YOU
WANT TO MAKE SURE YOUR "DO IT YOURSELF" ROAST GOES OFF WITHOUT A HITCH, LVVIPRAR
WILL SUPPLY (AT A NOMINAL CHARGE) ONE, PROFESSIONAL "ON-SITE" ROASTMASTER / COMEDY ADVISOR TO HELP GUIDE YOU THROUGH YOUR
ROAST PARTY.
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Special Service
Available:
FOR LAST MINUTE (OR NOT SO LAST
MINUTE) COMEDY NEEDS
COMEDY
WRITING HELP LINE
NEED JOKES, ONE-LINERS, BUSINESS OR PERSONAL SPEECHES, MONOLOGUES---OR GENERAL COMEDY MATERIAL FOR
ANY SPEAKING OCCASION?
GIVE US A CALL or DROP US A LINE!...
COMEDY CONSULTANTS AVAILABLE 24/7 - 7 DAYS A WEEK
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